Christmas Blog Dec 2024 Chuck Gerttula W7CRG
Twas the night before Christmas and Santa was flying around in his sleigh and trying out a few of the HTs he would be delivering to some lucky hams. He liked to add “Aviation Mobile” to his KL7STA call sign when he signed off with “73 to all”. It was amazing what operating from 30.000 feet did for a rubber duck antenna. He was able to stay in touch with Mrs Claus even when he was orbiting over Europe. Of course since she had put a full array of yagis on the North Pole the signals improved on all bands.
The Elves were active on QRP with a Xiegu G90 so Santa switched over to 20 meters on his fancy Elecraft transceiver mounted on the dash of the sleigh. Elmer the lead Elf was busy making contacts all over western Europe. Everyone seemed to enjoy getting the QSL cards from the North Pole. It was fascinating how many contacts Elmer could make with low power even using SSB. If he went digital using FT8 he was often swamped with contacts.
“KL7STA this is KL7XYL, I need you back here at the home QTH so quit with the joy ride and head the reindeer back to the stable!”
With the glow of moonlight on Santa’s crestfallen brow he wheeled the sleigh around and zoomed off to the North. Rudolph’s nose glowed brighter and brighter as the homing beacon on the North Pole got nearer and nearer. In no time at all they made a perfect eleven point landing (that’s two sleigh runners, and nine reindeer) and taxied up to the Claus workshop. Wisps of smoke drifted from the chimney and soon dissipated into the snowy air.
Santa no more than got in the door and started to remove his warm red and white coat then Elmer the head Elf ran up to him. “Santa! You forgot to make one of the most important deliveries! The children’s orphanage just had all of the third year students graduate from the radio class with their ham license and we promised them a new station for Christmas!”
There was no station in my bag! You can see it’s empty!” said Santa.
We had to miniaturize it to fit in the bag. It’s caught in the lining,” stated Elmer as he crawled through the magic bag. “By my calculations if you leave now and follow the flight path I programmed into your sleigh you can still get it to them before the wake up and go down to their Christmas tree! Get your jacket on and get those reindeer into high gear! New hams are hard to come by and we don’t want to loose any!”
So laying his finger aside to his nose … with a whoosh Santa was on his cushy seat and the reindeer were following Elmer’s program flight path to the orphanage! In no time at all the magical group landed on the roof of the orphanage missing the guy wires to the antenna tower and all the coax cables feeding the antennas.
Whoosh! Santa was down the chimney and heading to install the station. Unfortunately, the orphanage had not had the chimney sweep clean the flue in some time and Santa left sooty foot prints and grime from his jacket all the way to the Christmas tree!
I’ll use my magic cleaner-upper on the way back to the sleigh,” he muttered. “I’ve got to get this station set up quickly, I think I hear stirrings up on the sleeping level.”
With a wink of his eye a complete station was up and operational. “I’ll leave it on 20 meters so I can wish them a Merry Christmas on my way back to the North Pole!”
And just as the eager new hams rushed down the staircase, Santa whisked up the chimney and was into his sleigh. Once more being careful of the guy wires and coax he zoomed toward the North Pole. Santa plugged in the headset built into his stocking cap and keyed the trans. “Merry Christmas to all the new young hams, may you have good QSOs and to all a Good Night!”